so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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