dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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