return my video game
Need sex. Gaining weight.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
