Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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