There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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