that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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