I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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