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(772): View more from Florida

bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?

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(612): View more from Minnesota

just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON

(651): View more from Minnesota

clearly you have your priorities straight

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(620): View more from Kansas

He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

he quoted the bible to break up with me

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(415): View more from California

He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished

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(315): View more from New York

How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia

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(970): View more from Colorado

Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...

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