Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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