Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
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Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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