If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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