Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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