i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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