There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Randomize
