Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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