She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
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I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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