I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
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that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
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I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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