I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
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My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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