I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
