U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Boobs speak an international language.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
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Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
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