I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Girls should come with a carfax report
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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