I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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