So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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