This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
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be right there i have to get my cape
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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