You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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