Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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