I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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