She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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