i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
They took my balls.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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