dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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