Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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