Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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