Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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