I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
My pussy is not your playground.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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