i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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