Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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