Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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