from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
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I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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