Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Do vagina's smell?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
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Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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