I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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