I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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