theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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