You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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