how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
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We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
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We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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