I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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