Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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