I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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