That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
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Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
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Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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