what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
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