worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
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YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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