I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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