Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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