i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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