What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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