you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Randomize
